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Shared with Public Happy Birthday to Anni-Frid Lyngstad of ABBA. I don’t want to say she’s getting old, but the “Dancing Queen” is now the “Water-Aerobics Queen.” Read More

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On this day in 2015, Caitlyn Jenner officially became a woman . . . and Bruce Jenner officially became a missing person. Read More

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Yesterday President Biden welcomed the Super Bowl-champion Kansas City Chiefs to the White House, where he congratulated the team on winning the World Series. Read More

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On this day in 1994, serial killer John Wayne Gacy was executed. For his last meal, he ate Kentucky Fried Chicken. Then he kicked the bucket. Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and next Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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Today is Mother’s Day, and times have changed. I remember when motherhood was symbolized by June Cleaver, Harriet Nelson and Marion Cunningham. Now we have Mama June, the Octo-Mom and the Backdoor Teen-Mom. Read More

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In Cameron Parish, Louisiana, a dolphin was found shot to death. Investigators. Cops say this was definitely not an accident; it was on porpoise. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Peter Frampton. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Show Me the Way to the Villages.” Read More

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The Catholic Church says alligator meat is OK to eat on Lenten Fridays. Which is great news—unless you’re an alligator! Read More

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On this day in 2010, Apollo astronaut Buzz Aldrin was voted off “Dancing With the Stars.” For some reason, on the moon he was much lighter on his feet. Read More

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