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Happy Birthday to Vince Neil, of Motley Crue. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Shout at the Devil.” Now he shouts at the kids on his lawn. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Ted Nugent. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Cat Nap Fever.” Read More

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On this day in 2005, Donald Trump married Melania Knauss, and 19 years later, they’re still hot and heavy. She’s hot; he’s heavy. Read More

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Jay Leno’s favorite writer since 1999. I write “Benny the Jokeman” radio show prep sheet. Request free sample. Read More

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I’m afraid we’re losing our Christmas traditions. Last night, a group of carolers came to my door—which was nice, but they were lip synching. Read More

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On this day in 1938, Major League Baseball agreed on the use of a standard ball. The standard was maintained until the steroid era, when balls began shrinking. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Ted Nugent. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Cat Nap Fever.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Bill Gates, who is 68. The billionaire environmentalist wants us to eat insects . . . and I want insects to eat him. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Marion Ross, who played “Marion Cunningham” on “Happy Days.” If you want to send a gift, sit on it! Read More

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Today is World Migratory Bird Day. According to a new study, birds are coping with global warming by changing their migratory flight-paths. Apparently, their new route is directly over my windshield. Read More