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In India, a bull was rescued after it fell into an open manhole. First responders said the accident could have been prevented if the bull hadn’t been texting. Read More

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An out-of-control Chinese rocket is hurtling toward Earth. Scientists say it’s impossible to predict exactly when and where it will hit, but if you see it coming, you should get out of the way. Read More

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In Chauvin, Louisiana, a 38-year-old female high-school cafeteria-worker was arrested for having sex with several male students. That’s unbelievable. When I was a kid, the lunch lady wouldn’t even give me extra tater-tots! Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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Archaeologists have discovered the first pregnant Egyptian mummy. Sadly, the baby couldn’t be saved. Read More

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President Biden traveled to Philadelphia for the 50th anniversary of Amtrak. Hunter Biden wasn’t there, which was fortunate because the last thing Amtrak needs is another train-wreck. Read More

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According to a new study, “cheat days” are the key to successful dieting. Which is encouraging because today is my 28th cheat day this month. Read More

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Today is National DNA Day. According to a new study, your susceptibility to obesity is based on your DNA. So, to answer an age-old question, yes, your genes do make you look fat! Read More

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Transgender talk-show host Jasmine Ford, who was born male, has written a memoir. It’s on shelves now at Barnes & No-Balls. Read More

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Today is 4/20, the marijuana holiday. According to a new study, smoking weed can slow the progress of Alzheimer’s disease. But there is one side effect: forgetting to light up. Read More

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