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Season 5 of “The Crown” will feature an all-new cast. Queen Elizabeth will be played by Imelda Staunton; Prince Charles will be portrayed by Dominic West, and Duchess Camilla will be played by Keith Richards. Read More

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In London, Texas, a 41-year-old female English-teacher was arrested for having sex with a 16-year-old male student. Sadly, the boy was left with a broken heart and a dangling participle. Read More

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In London, Texas, a 41-year-old female English-teacher was arrested for having sex with a 16-year-old male student. She apparently wasn’t a very good English-teacher because the boy had bragged to friends that he was getting lain. Read More

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Today is World Meteorological Day . . . weather permitting. Read More

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On this day in 2005, Donald Trump married Melania Knauss, and 16 years later, they’re still hot and heavy. She’s hot; he’s heavy. Read More

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The odds of winning tonight’s $321-million Powerball jackpot are one in 292.2 million. But mathematicians say there’s a way to double your chances: Buy two tickets! Read More

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According to a new report, there will be significantly fewer babies born in 2021. Experts attribute the decline to the NBA Bubble. Read More

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Have you seen the commercials for Fanapt, the schizophrenia drug? I wonder if schizophrenics who see the ads think the TV is talking to them. Read More

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In California, the supply of legal marijuana is overwhelming the demand. In reaction, state officials are urging citizens to roll bigger joints Read More

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I’m afraid we’re losing our Christmas traditions. Last night, a group of carolers came to my door—which was nice, but they were lip synching. Read More

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