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September is Pain-Awareness Month. I’m not an expert, but if you’re not aware of it, it’s not pain! Read More

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According to a new study, eating an early dinner may lower the risk of cancer. Which is why doctors now recommend that you eat dinner in the morning and eat breakfast at night. Read More

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Although the Taliban is relatively small, the group has a distinct advantage over the U.S. Their leader doesn’t have dementia. Read More

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President Biden has left the White House and returned to his home in Delaware . . . where he is closely monitoring the Cartoon Network. Read More

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L.A. prosecutors have taken porn-star Ron Jeremy’s sexual-assault case to a grand jury. He says he’s innocent, and he has hard evidence that will stand up in court. Read More

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban is determined to eradicate Western influence. In fact, they just cancelled “The Real Housewives of Kandahar.” Read More

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In Sturgis, South Dakota, a 65-year-old man suffered minor injuries after his motorcycle collided with a bighorn sheep. It turns out the accident wasn’t the biker’s fault; the sheep was texting. Read More

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Today is National Bowling Day. The sport of bowling originated in ancient Egypt. In fact, archaeologists have unearthed mummies that were still holding their balls. Read More

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According to a new study, 36% of U.S. jobs could be taken by robots within 10 years. Researchers predict that by that time, some robots will be smart enough to quit work and get on welfare. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Hungarian chess-grandmaster Judit Polgár, who is 45. Her IQ is 170, which is 10 points higher than Albert Einstein . . . and 100 points higher than President Biden. Read More

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