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According to “Globe” magazine, Will Smith has a split personality. One day, he’s a belligerent jerk, and the next day, he’s a hostile ass. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Salt, of Salt-N-Pepa, who is 56. Obviously, “Salt” is a stage name. Her real name is “Sodium Chloride.” Read More

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While many students will be spending Spring Break on the beach, others will be doing volunteer work. I don’t like to brag, but when I was a student on Spring Break, I volunteered to judge a bikini contest. Read More

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Hillary Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19. Hopefully, she won’t infect Bill, who has a long history of spreading viruses. Read More

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Psychological profilers say Vladimir Putin is egomaniacal, unhinged and dangerous—oh, no, sorry. That’s what they say about Kanye. Read More

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Psychological profilers say Vladimir Putin is egomaniacal, unhinged and dangerous—oh, no, sorry. That’s what they say about Kanye. Read More

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Happy Birthday to actress Barbara Feldon. It’s hard to believe she’s 89. It seems like only yesterday she was 99. Read More

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The Russian ruble has hit a new low. In fact, it’s now worth less than the Russian cease-fire agreement. Read More

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WOW, just WOW!!!! Thank you! You’re a frikkin genius! Anthony Solimini, standup comic. Read More

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