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Today is Independence Day in Djibouti. In keeping with tradition, Djiboutians will salute their flag and sing their national anthem: “(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Djibouti.” Read More

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China’s annual dog-meat festival is underway. Today they’re featuring poodles. Tomorrow it’s Dalmatians. Every dog has its day. Read More

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Today is the sixth day of summer, and I’m jealous of my refrigerator. It has humidity-control drawers. Read More

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Today is National Hydration Day. Experts say if you struggle to drink the recommended eight glasses of water a day, try mixing it with booze. Read More

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New Zealand weightlifter Laurel Hubbard is set to become the first transgender athlete to compete at the Olympics. In 2012, she had sex-change surgery, which was courageous. Undergoing that kind of operation really takes balls. Read More

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According to “TMZ,” Lindsay Lohan is hanging around with the wrong crowd again. In fact, she spent Father’s Day with her father! Read More

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Yesterday President Biden visited Windsor Castle, where he apparently got confused. When the Queen told him it was tea time, he said he didn’t bring his clubs. Read More

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At a post office in Spring Hill, Florida, a seven-foot alligator entered the lobby. Postal workers said the resulting commotion was so loud, it woke them up. Read More

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Service members and veterans are angry at President Biden for not acknowledging D-Day on D-Day. But in Biden’s defense, he never knows what day it is. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Tom Jones. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “It’s Not Unusual to Fall and Not Be Able to Get Up.” Read More

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