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“BENNY THE JOKE MAN” RADIO SHOW PREP.

The odds of winning tonight’s $321-million Powerball jackpot are one in 292.2 million. But mathematicians say there’s a way to double your chances: Buy two tickets! Read More

JOKES FOR JOCKS. SHOW PREP.

According to a new report, there will be significantly fewer babies born in 2021. Experts attribute the decline to the NBA Bubble. Read More

FREE SHOW PREP.

Mall Santas are being trained to identify poor children and to lower their expectations about toys. That’s got to be tough, telling a little girl that instead of Malibu Barbie, she’s getting Appalachia Barbie. Read More

RADIO SHOW PREP FROM ‘TONIGHT SHOW’ WRITER.

Scientists are warning that the world supply of frankincense could be cut in half over the next 20 years. The good news is, we have myrrh coming out the wazoo. Read More

FRESH SHOW PREP DAILY.

It seems like everybody’s in the Christmas spirit. For example, today I heard men singing carols as they stole packages from my porch. Read More

SHOW PREP EXTRAORDINAIRE!

In Nigeria, burglars broke into a pharmacy and made off with thousands of dollars worth of Viagra. Police say the thieves are hardened criminals. Read More

RADIO SHOW PREP DAILY JOKES!

In New York City, a Chipotle Mexican Grill was shut down due to rat infestation. Chipotle has been criticized for not being an authentic Mexican restaurant, and now, suddenly, it’s too authentic! Read More

DAILY SHOW PREP. JOKES.

According to Amazon, the most popular Christmas-toy this season is the Crayola Ultimate Light Board. And the least popular toy is “Tickle Me Prince Andrew.” Read More

SUPERB SHOW PREP.

Venezuelans are waiting eight hours to buy groceries—and that’s in the express line! Read More

JOKES FOR JOCKS RADIO SHOW PREP!

According to the “Journal of Marine Sciences,” a baby blue-whale can gain 10 pounds in one hour . . . which reminds me of myself on Thanksgiving. Read More