and more American cities are banning sledding for fear of lawsuits. I’m
not an expert, but this sounds like a slippery slope.
is New Year’s Eve, and our country has never been more divided. To give
you an idea how bad it is, half of Americans surveyed said they plan to
shoot fireworks at the other half.
In Thailand, a man sustained minor injuries when his motorcycle collided with a baby elephant. It turns out the accident wasn’t the biker’s fault; the elephant was texting.
The odds of winning tonight’s $321-million Powerball jackpot are one in 292.2 million. But mathematicians say there’s a way to double your chances: Buy two tickets!
are warning that the world supply of frankincense could be cut in half
over the next 20 years. The good news is, we have myrrh coming out the
New York City, a Chipotle Mexican Grill was shut down due to rat
infestation. Chipotle has been criticized for not being an authentic
Mexican restaurant, and now, suddenly, it’s too authentic!
The NBA has banned players from going to bars and clubs. As a result, commissioner Adam Silver is getting death threats from strippers.
According to a new report, robotic vacuum-cleaners can be hacked to spy on their owners. I know this firsthand; my vacuum has gathered a lot of dirt.
An Alaska Airlines plane collided with a bear while landing at the Yakutat Airport. It turns out the accident wasn’t the pilot’s fault; the bear was texting.
Have you seen the commercials for Fanapt, the schizophrenia drug? I wonder if schizophrenics who see the ads think the TV is talking to them.