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DAILY SHOW PREP. JOKES FOR JOCKS.

More and more American cities are banning sledding for fear of lawsuits. I’m not an expert, but this sounds like a slippery slope. Read More

JOKES FOR JOCKS SHOW PREP.

Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve, and our country has never been more divided. To give you an idea how bad it is, half of Americans surveyed said they plan to shoot fireworks at the other half. Read More

SUPERLATIVE SHOW PREP!

In Thailand, a man sustained minor injuries when his motorcycle collided with a baby elephant. It turns out the accident wasn’t the biker’s fault; the elephant was texting. Read More

“BENNY THE JOKE MAN” RADIO SHOW PREP.

The odds of winning tonight’s $321-million Powerball jackpot are one in 292.2 million. But mathematicians say there’s a way to double your chances: Buy two tickets! Read More

RADIO SHOW PREP FROM ‘TONIGHT SHOW’ WRITER.

Scientists are warning that the world supply of frankincense could be cut in half over the next 20 years. The good news is, we have myrrh coming out the wazoo. Read More

RADIO SHOW PREP DAILY JOKES!

In New York City, a Chipotle Mexican Grill was shut down due to rat infestation. Chipotle has been criticized for not being an authentic Mexican restaurant, and now, suddenly, it’s too authentic! Read More

SHOW PREP DAILY. RADIO JOKES.

The NBA has banned players from going to bars and clubs. As a result, commissioner Adam Silver is getting death threats from strippers. Read More

20 TOPICAL JOKES DAILY!

According to a new report, robotic vacuum-cleaners can be hacked to spy on their owners. I know this firsthand; my vacuum has gathered a lot of dirt. Read More

BENNY’S DAILY PREP SHEET.

An Alaska Airlines plane collided with a bear while landing at the Yakutat Airport. It turns out the accident wasn’t the pilot’s fault; the bear was texting. Read More

BENNY THE JOKEMAN!

Have you seen the commercials for Fanapt, the schizophrenia drug? I wonder if schizophrenics who see the ads think the TV is talking to them. Read More