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Happy Birthday to Linda Evans, who is 81. I think she may have overdone the plastic surgery. She looks like Mickey Rourke in drag. Read More

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Costumers say creepy clowns are always popular on Halloween, and this year is no exception. In fact, they’re sold out of Joe Biden masks. Read More

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Soviet cosmonaut Valeri Polyakov has passed away at the age of 80. Former colleagues remember him as “down to Earth.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beyoncé, who is 41. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beyoncé, who is 41. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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I’ll take one Benny over any three other comedy writers. Ben is definitely “the man” for funny business.” RODNEY P., AUTHOR Read More

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September is Childhood Obesity Awareness Month. Sadly, our kids are so fat, teen boys are happy just to get in their own pants! Read More

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The last remaining member of an isolated Brazilian indigenous tribe has died. To give you an idea how primitive this man was, he still had a flip-phone. Read More

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Over the weekend in Finland, they held the Air Guitar World Championship. In keeping with tradition, the winner was a loser. Read More