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Happy Birthday to Gene Simmons of KISS. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Shout It Out Loud!” Now he shouts at the kids on his lawn. Read More

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Singapore has overturned its ban on gay sex. Gay Singaporeans are celebrating by overturning each other. Read More

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The 43rd season of CBS’s “Survivor” premiers next month in its most dangerous setting ever: Read More

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Happy Birthday to Led Zeppelin front-man Robert Plant. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Stairlift to Heaven.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Bill Clinton. If you want to send a gift, you can’t go wrong with cigars. Read More

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Economists report an increase in “shrinkflation.” That’s when products shrink, but prices stay the same. I noticed this at Subway when I bought a $5 Inch-Long. Read More

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According to a new study, drinking coffee daily lowers your risk of Alzheimer’s disease. But drinking Starbucks coffee daily raises your risk of bankruptcy. Read More

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