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Gas prices are shattering records every day. In a related story, there’s a new reality-show called “Siphoning With the Stars.” Read More

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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul Pelosi, was arrested in Napa, California, for DUI. This is inexcusable. Sure, being married to Nancy is an excuse to drink, but it’s no excuse for drinking and driving. Read More

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Amber Heard’s lawyer exhibited a 2016 text-message in which Johnny Depp called the actress a “50-cent stripper.” Not to defend Johnny, but back then, 50 cents was worth a lot more than it is today. Read More

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has ordered female news-anchors to cover their faces. Unfortunately, ABC refuses to implement this policy at “The View.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth, who is 96. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Blue Blood & Beyond. Read More

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Twenty-three years after the release of “Mambo No. 5,” Lou Bega revealed that the girls named in the song were all real girls from his past. To which the manager of the KFC said: “I don’t care! Get […]

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In Deepwater, Queensland, Australia, a woman suffered minor injuries when her car collided with a kangaroo. It turns out the accident wasn’t the driver’s fault; the kangaroo was texting. Read More

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Birthday to Lou Bega. Twenty-three years after the release of “Mambo
No. 5,” he revealed that the girls named in the song were all real girls
from his past. To which the manager of the KFC said: “I don’t […]

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According to a new report, robotic vacuum-cleaners can be hacked to spy on their owners. I know this firsthand; my vacuum has gathered a lot of dirt. Read More

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