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Today a cat named “Jinx” will be sworn in as the mayor of Hell, Michigan. Do you know the difference between cats and politicians? Cats don’t pretend to care about you. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth, who is 96. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Blue Blood & Beyond. Read More

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Twenty-three years after the release of “Mambo No. 5,” Lou Bega revealed that the girls named in the song were all real girls from his past. To which the manager of the KFC said: “I don’t care! Get […]

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In Deepwater, Queensland, Australia, a woman suffered minor injuries when her car collided with a kangaroo. It turns out the accident wasn’t the driver’s fault; the kangaroo was texting. Read More

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Happy
Birthday to Lou Bega. Twenty-three years after the release of “Mambo
No. 5,” he revealed that the girls named in the song were all real girls
from his past. To which the manager of the KFC said: “I don’t […]

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According to a new report, alcohol poisoning causes six deaths a day. Wow, it’s a miracle that I have any friends left! Read More

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According to a new study, regular drinkers live longer than people who abstain from alcohol. Which is scary when I think of how many times I almost quit drinking! Read More

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According to “Globe” magazine, Will Smith has a split personality. One day, he’s a belligerent jerk, and the next day, he’s a hostile ass. Read More

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