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According to “Globe” magazine, Caitlyn Jenner has packed on 30 pounds. As a result, she is now classified as a “trans fat.” Read More

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Russia has blocked Facebook . . . leaving the Russian people with no way of seeing what their friends are having for lunch. Read More

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Russian President Putin has recognized two Ukraine separatist-republics. Meanwhile, President Biden doesn’t recognize First Lady Jill Biden. Read More

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Russian President Putin has recognized two Ukraine separatist-republics. Meanwhile, President Biden doesn’t recognize First Lady Jill Biden. Read More

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On this day in 2007, Kim Kardashian’s sex video was released, and to this day, it’s the only known footage of Kim displaying talent. Read More

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In Afghanistan, a man and a woman were stoned for committing adultery. Our cultures are so different. Here in the U.S., people get stoned before they commit adultery. Read More

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In Gaza, the terrorist group Hamas has produced a new TV series. It’s called “It’s Always Sunni in Philadelphia.” Read More

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