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Dwarf-actor Peter Dinklage said: “Disney’s live-action remake of ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ is backwards.” Disney responded, saying “Peter Dinklage is grumpy.” Read More

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For this year’s Super Bowl, advertisers paid $6.5 million for a 30-second commercial. I felt guilty going to the bathroom! Read More

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For this year’s Super Bowl, advertisers paid $6.5 million for a 30-second commercial. I felt guilty going to the bathroom! Read More

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On Super Bowl Sunday, face masks will be required at Sofi Stadium, and fans would be well advised to comply. The face-mask penalty is 15 yards. Read More

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On Super Bowl Sunday, face masks will be required at Sofi Stadium, and fans would be well advised to comply. The face-mask penalty is 15 yards. Read More

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Dwarf-actor Peter Dinklage said: “Disney’s live-action remake of ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ is backwards.” Disney responded, saying “Peter Dinklage is grumpy.” Read More

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Dwarf-actor Peter Dinklage said: “Disney’s live-action remake of ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ is backwards.” Disney responded, saying “Peter Dinklage is grumpy.” Read More

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Dwarf-actor Peter Dinklage said: “Disney’s live-action remake of ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ is backwards.” Disney responded, saying “Peter Dinklage is grumpy.” Read More

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