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Economists report an increase in “shrinkflation.” That’s when products shrink, but prices stay the same. I noticed this at Subway when I bought a $5 Inch-Long. Read More

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According to a new study, drinking coffee daily lowers your risk of Alzheimer’s disease. But drinking Starbucks coffee daily raises your risk of bankruptcy. Read More

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This weekend, the city of Britt, Iowa, is hosting the National Hobo Convention. Hobos are defined by a unique culture that includes riding the rails, cooking mulligan stew, and dressing like Johnny Depp. Read More

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Happy Birthday to “Baby Got Back” rapper Sir Mix-a-Lot. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Baby Got Osteoporosis.” Read More

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According to the Primate Research Center, gorillas use their teeth to crack open and eat nuts. This is why I avoid gorillas. Read More

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August is Asian Elephant Awareness Month. Sadly, many Asian elephants remain unaware. Read More

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According to “TMZ,” Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have broken up, but I don’t believe it. He could never leave her behind! Read More

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According to “TMZ,” Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have broken up, but I don’t believe it. He could never leave her behind! Read More

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