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The Taliban are making good on their promise to fight climate change. In fact, they just ordered a fleet of hybrid car-bombs. Read More

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*Hogwash. There is no car. According to a new study, since 2000, the number of face-lifts on men has increased 19%. And that was just on Wayne Newton. Read More

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The latest coronavirus strain is the “mu” variant. Yeah, “mu.” They’re calling it “COW-VID 19.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beach Boys founding member Al Jardine. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Help Me, Rhonda, I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!” Read More

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September is Pain-Awareness Month. I’m not an expert, but if you’re not aware of it, it’s not pain! Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beyoncé, who is 40. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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According to a new study, eating an early dinner may lower the risk of cancer. Which is why doctors now recommend that you eat dinner in the morning and eat breakfast at night. Read More

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KISS frontman Gene Simmons has tested positive for COVID-19. His symptoms include headaches, fatigue and spitting blood. Read More

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President Biden has declared Louisiana a major disaster. It takes one to know one. Read More