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Happy Birthday to Hungarian chess-grandmaster Judit Polgár, who is 45. Her IQ is 170, which is 10 points higher than Albert Einstein . . . and 100 points higher than President Biden. Read More

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On this day in 1991, Jeffrey Dahmer was arrested. Neighbors said he seemed like a good guy, so they were surprised to learn that he had skeletons in his closet. Read More

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President Biden welcomed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to the White House, where he congratulated them on winning the Stanley Cup. Read More

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A third Olympic athlete has tested positive for COVID. And now, there’s more bad news for the Games. New Zealand female-weightlifter Laurel Hubbard has jock itch. Read More

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In Ohio, police arrested a 24-year-old man who was in possession of four pounds of fentanyl. Experts say that’s enough to kill 800,000 people—or Keith Richards. Read More

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Happy Birthday to former teen-idol Dion. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but “Runaround Sue” is now “Hoveround Sue!” Read More

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This is “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel, and after 33 years, they seem to be running out of ideas. Last night, a shark jumped Fonzie. Read More

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In Wales, a 29-year-old prisoner was caught with a bag of heroin hidden between his buttocks—which gives a new meaning to the phrase “junk in the trunk.” Read More

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WAR ON DRUGS – In Wales, a 29-year-old prisoner was caught with a bag of heroin hidden between his buttocks—which gives a new meaning to the phrase “junk in the trunk.” Read More

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You can learn a lot watching “Shark Week.” For example, did you know that sharks enjoy rap music? It’s true. Their favorite rapper is MC Hammerhead. Read More

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