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Today is Independence Day in Djibouti. In keeping with tradition, Djiboutians will salute their flag and sing their national anthem: “(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Djibouti.” Read More

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According to “Radar Online,” supermodel Kendall Jenner doesn’t wear panties. But ironically, her father does. Read More

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China’s annual dog-meat festival is underway. Today they’re featuring poodles. Tomorrow it’s Dalmatians. Every dog has its day. Read More

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Today is the sixth day of summer, and I’m jealous of my refrigerator. It has humidity-control drawers. Read More

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On the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” reunion show, Khloe Kardashian said she has had one nose-job. Incidentally, it’s the only job she’s ever had. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Barry Manilow. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but “Mandy” is now a greeter at Walmart. Read More

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According to a new survey, 10% of adults admit to checking their phones during sex. That’s unbelievable. What is so important that it can’t wait two minutes?! Read More

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On this day in 1844, Charles Goodyear received a patent for a process to strengthen rubber. This after the accidental conception of Charles Goodyear Jr. Read More

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On CNN, reinstated legal-analyst Jeffrey Toobin announced that he’s writing a book. It will include a foreword by Pee-wee Herman. Read More

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McDonald’s is now testing automated drive-through service. Engineers say once the technology has been perfected, they will try to fix the ice-cream machines. Read More

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