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The President’s doctor says Joe is “healthy, active and robust” . . . suggesting that Joe’s doctor is also a liar. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Hank Williams Jr. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “All My Rowdy Friends Are Playing Bingo Tonight.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to porn-star Maitland Ward, who is 47. She has won 13 industry awards, but her peers aren’t impressed. They say she slept her way to the top. Read More

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The Pittsburgh Zoo’s beloved sea lion, Seahawk, has passed away at age 18. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you send crabs. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Kim Kardashian. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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The Cincinnati Zoo’s beloved gorilla, Kingo, has passed away at age 48. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you send bananas. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beyoncé, who is 42. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Grace Slick. I don’t want to say she’s getting old, but her new band is called “Jefferson Mobility Scooter.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Vince Neil, of Motley Crue. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Shout at the Devil.” Now he shouts at the kids on his lawn. Read More

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According to a new study, to burn the calories in six bottles of beer, you would have to do the wave 4,200 times. So to prepare for the Super Bowl, I need to start doing the wave now. Read More