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Happy Birthday to Beyoncé, who is 42. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Grace Slick. I don’t want to say she’s getting old, but her new band is called “Jefferson Mobility Scooter.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Vince Neil, of Motley Crue. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Shout at the Devil.” Now he shouts at the kids on his lawn. Read More

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According to a new study, to burn the calories in six bottles of beer, you would have to do the wave 4,200 times. So to prepare for the Super Bowl, I need to start doing the wave now. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Hank Williams Jr. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “All My Rowdy Friends Are Playing Bingo Tonight.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to “Exorcist” actress Linda Blair. At age 65, she’s still a head turner. Read More

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Happy Birthday to climate activist Greta Thunberg, who is 20. If you want to send a gift, she could use a muzzle Read More

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On February 14, 269 A.D., St. Valentine was beaten and beheaded. Do you know why? He forgot Valentine’s Day. Read More

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I wasn’t impressed with the halftime show, but Usher did a great job showing fans to their seats. Read More

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According to a new survey, 73% of women would rather watch the Super Bowl than have sex. Fortunately, they don’t have to choose, thanks to halftime. Read More