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Happy Birthday to Cher. She’s 77, but that’s misleading because the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. Read More

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“Benny’s a legend! They’ll speak of him for ages to come! They’ll tell his tale for generations!” Phehello Makgoe, American AF Read More

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On this day in 2010, Apollo astronaut Buzz Aldrin was voted off “Dancing With the Stars.” For some reason, on the moon he was much lighter on his feet. Read More

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On this day in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call to his assistant, Thomas Watson, saying: “This is Alex with important information about your car warranty.” Read More

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I also write speeches for all occasions. Read More

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In Dover, England, a 34-year-old man was arrested for having sex with a horse. Or as he called it, “a stable relationship.” Read More

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Madonna said criticism of her new face is “ageism and misogyny.” Spoken like a true old-whore. Read More

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In Molino, Florida, a woman called police after she found an intruder in her bathroom taking a shower. The cop who searched the guy said he was clean. Read More

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