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In Dover, England, a 34-year-old man was arrested for having sex with a horse. Or as he called it, “a stable relationship.” Read More

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Madonna said criticism of her new face is “ageism and misogyny.” Spoken like a true old-whore. Read More

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In Molino, Florida, a woman called police after she found an intruder in her bathroom taking a shower. The cop who searched the guy said he was clean. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Melanie Chisholm of the Spice Girls. She used to be Sporty Spice; now she’s Old Spice! Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Ludacris. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his brothers: Preposterous and Ridiculous. Read More

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On this day in 1970, Stevie Wonder married his first wife. They divorced two years later after she caught him not seeing another woman. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Gene Simmons of KISS. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Shout It Out Loud!” Now he shouts at the kids on his lawn. Read More

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The Cruise Victims Association reports that more than 300 people have disappeared at sea since 2000. The group says safety is an important concern—but there’s no need to go overboard. Read More

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has ordered female news-anchors to cover their faces. Unfortunately, ABC refuses to implement this policy at “The View.” Read More

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Did you see the UFO hearing? Congress is finally taking UFOs seriously. The bad news is, the fools are still ignoring Bigfoot. Read More

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