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Benny The Jokeman
Mar-20-2023
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On this day in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call to his assistant, Thomas Watson, saying: “This is Alex with important information about your car warranty.” Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A FOOL!

Benny The Jokeman
Mar-13-2023
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I also write speeches for all occasions. Read More

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Benny The Jokeman
Mar-07-2023
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“Great freelancer for all your comedy needs. Fast and efficient. Will hire again!” AMERICAN AF Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A JERK!

Benny The Jokeman
Feb-18-2023
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In Dover, England, a 34-year-old man was arrested for having sex with a horse. Or as he called it, “a stable relationship.” Read More

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Benny The Jokeman
Feb-12-2023
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Madonna said criticism of her new face is “ageism and misogyny.” Spoken like a true old-whore. Read More

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Benny The Jokeman
Jan-28-2023
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In Molino, Florida, a woman called police after she found an intruder in her bathroom taking a shower. The cop who searched the guy said he was clean. Read More

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Jan-13-2023
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Happy Birthday to Melanie Chisholm of the Spice Girls. She used to be Sporty Spice; now she’s Old Spice! Read More

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Sep-16-2022
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Happy Birthday to rapper Ludacris. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his brothers: Preposterous and Ridiculous. Read More

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Benny The Jokeman
Sep-14-2022
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On this day in 1970, Stevie Wonder married his first wife. They divorced two years later after she caught him not seeing another woman. Read More

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Benny The Jokeman
Aug-26-2022
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Happy Birthday to Gene Simmons of KISS. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Shout It Out Loud!” Now he shouts at the kids on his lawn. Read More

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