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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has ordered female news-anchors to cover their faces. Unfortunately, ABC refuses to implement this policy at “The View.” Read More

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Did you see the UFO hearing? Congress is finally taking UFOs seriously. The bad news is, the fools are still ignoring Bigfoot. Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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Happy Birthday to Billy Joel. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Say Goodbye to Hollywood; Say Hello to the Villages.” Read More

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According to a new report, alcohol poisoning causes six deaths a day. Wow, it’s a miracle that I have any friends left! Read More

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According to “Globe” magazine, Will Smith has a split personality. One day, he’s a belligerent jerk, and the next day, he’s a hostile ass. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Juvenile. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his younger brother, Infantile. Read More

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Psychological profilers say Vladimir Putin is egomaniacal, unhinged and dangerous—oh, no, sorry. That’s what they say about Kanye. Read More

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Psychological profilers say Vladimir Putin is egomaniacal, unhinged and dangerous—oh, no, sorry. That’s what they say about Kanye. Read More

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